Habmaddiss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, idiotic mink.

Habmaddiss created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habmaddiss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Habmaddiss, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Habmaddiss' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Habmaddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at midday.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never look at planets.