Wiklakmil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust swan.

Wiklakmil created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiklakmil, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wiklakmil, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Wiklakmil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wiklakmil's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

5. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.