Nurlnabfot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering chinchilla.

Nurlnabfot created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Nurlnabfot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurlnabfot, she will turn you into a tree.

Nurlnabfot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nurlnabfot's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.