Dadhunhenbog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective jaguar.

Dadhunhenbog created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadhunhenbog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dadhunhenbog, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dadhunhenbog's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dadhunhenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your feet with yellow markings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Always stare at clouds.