Timgarpod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, happy tapir.

Timgarpod created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Timgarpod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Timgarpod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Timgarpod's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Timgarpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.