Gabbadjop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever faun.

Gabbadjop created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbadjop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabbadjop, she will turn you into a snail.

Gabbadjop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gabbadjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gabbadjop.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.