Rapbamhonlist is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humorless dragon.

Rapbamhonlist created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapbamhonlist, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rapbamhonlist, she will turn you into a snail.

Rapbamhonlist's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rapbamhonlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never adorn your neck with blue markings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.