Butfad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able lizard.

Butfad created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butfad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Butfad, she will turn you into a frog.

Butfad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Butfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare corn while wearing scarves.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never adorn your arms with purple markings.