Bidflowrot is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever deer.

Bidflowrot created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidflowrot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bidflowrot, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bidflowrot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bidflowrot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bidflowrot on top of all buildings.

2. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidflowrot.