Wikgidfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered bee.

Wikgidfoss created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Wikgidfoss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wikgidfoss, she will turn you into a duck.

Wikgidfoss' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Wikgidfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.