Cisskik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish wren.

Cisskik created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisskik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cisskik, it will not care at all.

Cisskik's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cisskik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Never think about special relativity near grasshopers while wearing red jumpers and balancing three iron spheres on your back.

5. Never look in ponds.