Vablopyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a large, bad-tempered frog.

Vablopyatt created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vablopyatt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vablopyatt, it will turn you into a tree.

Vablopyatt's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Vablopyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Vablopyatt on top of important buildings.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always share peas with strangers, but never with aardvarks.

4. Hide from white grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.