Damrilkip is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, benevolent rat.

Damrilkip created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Damrilkip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Damrilkip, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Damrilkip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Damrilkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Always maintain purity during holy days.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help sick seals.