Largmattun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful weasel.

Largmattun created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largmattun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Largmattun, it will torture you forever.

Largmattun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Largmattun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always maintain humility during holy days.

3. Never touch water while unclean.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Largmattun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never fashion tools from stone.