Guncubtag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, able jaguar.

Guncubtag created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Guncubtag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Guncubtag, it will not care.

Guncubtag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Guncubtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lemons while wearing ear rings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Guncubtag.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Worship no other gods but Guncubtag.

5. Do not chop down trees.