Dissgodciss is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, uncaring duck.

Dissgodciss created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissgodciss, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dissgodciss, it will jump up and down on your head.

Dissgodciss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dissgodciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Never stain your feet with red.