Canladmap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying swallow.

Canladmap created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Canladmap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Canladmap, it will curse you with boils.

Canladmap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Canladmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Do not sit at rivers.

4. Never chant in the presence of elders.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.