Dibnulfit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured ferret.

Dibnulfit created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibnulfit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dibnulfit, she will turn you into a snail.

Dibnulfit's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dibnulfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face violet.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Dibnulfit must be the most important thing in your life.