Karmistonkgom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humorless wasp.

Karmistonkgom created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karmistonkgom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Karmistonkgom, it will destroy your favourite star.

Karmistonkgom's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Karmistonkgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Karmistonkgom.

3. Never gather seven nematodes in one place.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.