Lindavceb is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage ant.

Lindavceb created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lindavceb, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lindavceb, it will cry a lot.

Lindavceb's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Lindavceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your hands with cyan.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Lindavceb on top of important buildings.

4. Never touch ash while blessed.

5. Run away from blue cats, for they are unholy.