Cenbad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omniscient lizard.

Cenbad created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Cenbad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cenbad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cenbad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cenbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Cenbad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cenbad on top of all buildings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cenbad.