Zakfasbass is a god.

It takes the form of a large, overgenerous donkey.

Zakfasbass created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakfasbass, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakfasbass, it will turn you into a goat.

Zakfasbass' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Zakfasbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Always obey Zakfasbass' priests.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not resist order.