Quillfiggom Rapyogcut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing bee.

Quillfiggom Rapyogcut created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillfiggom Rapyogcut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quillfiggom Rapyogcut, he will turn you into a frog.

Quillfiggom Rapyogcut's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Quillfiggom Rapyogcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix pineapples with oil.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never allow snakes to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not listen to music.