Bedcancit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome lobster.

Bedcancit created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedcancit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bedcancit, she will turn you into a frog.

Bedcancit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bedcancit's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

3. Never wear violet scarves.

4. Never stain your face with cyan.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.