Mabpigarflidgidgargidxen is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, humane aardvark.

Mabpigarflidgidgargidxen created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabpigarflidgidgargidxen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mabpigarflidgidgargidxen, she will destroy your home planet.

Mabpigarflidgidgargidxen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mabpigarflidgidgargidxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Erect six tin sculptures of Mabpigarflidgidgargidxen on top of important buildings.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look after injured cats.