Libhitkam is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, pitiless duck.

Libhitkam created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libhitkam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Libhitkam, it will turn you into a snail.

Libhitkam's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Libhitkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to nematodes while wearing violet shorts.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.