Bifquillrow is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring guinea pig.

Bifquillrow created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Bifquillrow, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifquillrow, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bifquillrow's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bifquillrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near mites.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never handle silver while unclean.

5. Do not make images of living things.