Flagfidcadtaglakpit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, amazing wolf.

Flagfidcadtaglakpit created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagfidcadtaglakpit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flagfidcadtaglakpit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Flagfidcadtaglakpit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flagfidcadtaglakpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Flagfidcadtaglakpit loves eagles, so they must be honoured.