Tamhomkim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, compassionate hyena.

Tamhomkim created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamhomkim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tamhomkim, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tamhomkim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tamhomkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet shoes on sacred days.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Run away if three aardvarks approach from the east.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.