Ratcatmis is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, wise jellyfish.

Ratcatmis created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratcatmis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ratcatmis, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ratcatmis' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Ratcatmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not place pineapples upon stone.