Yaknanyik is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy lion.

Yaknanyik created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaknanyik, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yaknanyik, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Yaknanyik's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Yaknanyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with frogs.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.