Mothudmad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, contented cow.

Mothudmad created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mothudmad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mothudmad, she will turn you into a duck.

Mothudmad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mothudmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Never allow dogs to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never talk about black holes.