Venrullzim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless weasel.

Venrullzim created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Venrullzim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Venrullzim, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Venrullzim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Venrullzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

2. Never stain your hands with yellow.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Venrullzim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never approach rivers carrying ash.

5. Do not commit murder.