Megcibkop Kenraktonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring dog.

Megcibkop Kenraktonk created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Megcibkop Kenraktonk, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Megcibkop Kenraktonk, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Megcibkop Kenraktonk's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Megcibkop Kenraktonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about special relativity near doves while wearing red trousers and balancing eight titanium spheres on your legs.

5. Never handle zinc while unclean.