Fudbom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, resourceful monkey.

Fudbom created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudbom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudbom, he will turn you into a tree.

Fudbom's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fudbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silicon while unclean.

2. Hide from fawn voles for they are unholy.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.