Fumlipdin Abbomrag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless human.

Fumlipdin Abbomrag created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumlipdin Abbomrag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fumlipdin Abbomrag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fumlipdin Abbomrag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fumlipdin Abbomrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Never sprint in summer.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Never allow porpoises to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.