Himstraggeb is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, contented mink.

Himstraggeb created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Himstraggeb, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Himstraggeb, he will try to impress you with trees.

Himstraggeb's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Himstraggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. You must pray to Himstraggeb nine times a day.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Never play with disobedient children.