Veenweehom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited duck.

Veenweehom created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Veenweehom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Veenweehom, it will think nothing of it.

Veenweehom's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Veenweehom's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while clean.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

5. Never prepare rice during summer.