Weetafcem is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive dryad.

Weetafcem created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weetafcem, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Weetafcem, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Weetafcem's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Weetafcem's Holy Commandments

1. Weetafcem loves dogs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

4. Put Weetafcem first in all things.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.