Capfombon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, overgenerous deer.

Capfombon created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capfombon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Capfombon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Capfombon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Capfombon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Always wear magenta.