Mumpadlan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless jaguar.

Mumpadlan created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mumpadlan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mumpadlan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Mumpadlan's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Mumpadlan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.