Kadcimhamcim is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing
manatee.
Kadcimhamcim created tapeworms three million years ago.
If you believe in
Kadcimhamcim, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Kadcimhamcim, she will be mildly annoyed.
Kadcimhamcim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Kadcimhamcim's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about snails.
2. Never touch water while blessed.
3. Never write about nebulae.
4. Never prepare nuts during autumn.
5. Never hurt horses.