Kadcimhamcim is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing manatee.

Kadcimhamcim created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Kadcimhamcim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kadcimhamcim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Kadcimhamcim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kadcimhamcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Never touch water while blessed.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never prepare nuts during autumn.

5. Never hurt horses.