Tonlibpin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sapient dolphin.

Tonlibpin created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonlibpin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tonlibpin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tonlibpin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tonlibpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

2. Never stain your legs with cyan.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.