Cedmidshav is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable mouse.

Cedmidshav created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedmidshav, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cedmidshav, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cedmidshav's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cedmidshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Never hop near hamsters.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.