Gardabfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful manatee.

Gardabfoss created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gardabfoss, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gardabfoss, it will turn you into a slug.

Gardabfoss' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gardabfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Never mix peanuts with water.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.