Narcumqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart rhinoceros.

Narcumqueeg created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narcumqueeg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Narcumqueeg, she will turn you into a goat.

Narcumqueeg's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Narcumqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove boots before touching carbon.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Do not hurt goats.