Dabfarnar is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, irritating goose.

Dabfarnar created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabfarnar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabfarnar, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dabfarnar's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dabfarnar's Holy Commandments

1. Dabfarnar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never curse while facing north.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never gather seven cats in one place.