Shavfumjig Mabdunsit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, flying snake.

Shavfumjig Mabdunsit created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavfumjig Mabdunsit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavfumjig Mabdunsit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Shavfumjig Mabdunsit's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Shavfumjig Mabdunsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

5. Never gather nine pigs near wells.