Dusskiphap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent aardvark.

Dusskiphap created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusskiphap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dusskiphap, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dusskiphap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dusskiphap's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six ducks near doors.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your feet magenta.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.