Komflighig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental cat.

Komflighig created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Komflighig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Komflighig, it will not care.

Komflighig's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Komflighig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Worship no other gods but Komflighig.

5. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing scarves.